Tom Tucker: Well Diane, that last report was so good, I think you deserve a spanking.
Diane Simmons: Oh, Tom, I don't think your wife would appreciate that.
Tom Tucker: That frigid old cow lives in Quahog. She can't hear a word I'm saying.
Technician: Actually, we're back on the air in Quahog.

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