Thelma Griffin: Hello?
Peter Griffin
: Uh, hello, yes, this is... uh... this is Tom Tucker's personal physician, Dr. T and the Women. Uh, could you tell Tom his contagious penis cancer medicine is ready?
Thelma Griffin: Is this Peter?
Peter Griffin: Uh, no, it's, uh, uh, Lois. Uh, Lois, don't crank call my mother! I'm gonna have to pinch you for that!

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