Peter Griffin: Oh Smilla, your sense of snow is equalled only by your sense of love!
Lois Griffin: Peter, have you been up all night watching chick movies?
Peter Griffin: Lois, before I found these movies, women only made me cry through my penis. Now they make me cry through my eyes.

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