[at a coffin store]
Peter Griffin: I'll take this one. But I won't pay a cent over $60.
Salesman: Sir, that casket costs $1,000.
Peter Griffin: Okay, $70.
Salesman: What?
Peter Griffin: $2,000.
Salesman: That's twice the cost!
Peter Griffin: $40.
Salesman: What?
Brian Griffin: He doesn't know how to haggle.


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