Adam West: It's all right to go to sleep, my friend. I'll stand guard. Don't worry, I'll be here all night. Just don't try to make me smile. I'm forbidden to smile. Oh, no. That episode of Growing Pains when Mike's friend Boner ran for student council. [stifled laugh] Boner. [laughing] His name was... Boner. [giggling] [laughing] Bone... [guffawing] I've failed you.