Brian Griffin: Whoa, ass ahoy. Hey, Peter, it's seven o'clock and you've still got your pants on. What's the occasion?
Lois Griffin: He's going to a stag party.
Peter Griffin: Lois, I work hard all week to provide for this family. I am the man of the house. As the man, I order you to give me permission to go to this party.

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