Stewie Griffin: Up, up! Stewie wants to go uppie!
Lois Griffin: You want me to pick you up, sweetie?
Stewie Griffin: Momma's skin's so soft.
Lois Griffin: My goodness, you're affectionate tonight. Well, let me give my big boy a kiss.
Stewie Griffin: Another, another! Yes! Momma has candy kisses!
Brian Griffin: All right! That's enough! I mean, would you all excuse me, please?
Lois Griffin: Stewie, did you unhook mommy's bra?