Stewie Griffin: Hello mother, I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint: it's in my diaper, and it's not a toaster.
Lois Griffin: Meg, can you change Stewie?
Meg Griffin: Fine, but this time, if a boy calls, please don't tell him I'm wrist deep in poopie.
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