Peter Griffin: Now, kids, I don't want your mom to worry. When she worries, she says things like "I told you so" and "Stop doing that, I'm asleep." So, I just gonna tell a little lie. Now not a word to your mom about me getting canned.
Lois Griffin: What's that, Peter?
Peter Griffin: Nothing. Ooh, the lost my job smells great.
Lois Griffin: What?
Peter Griffin: Meg, honey, could you pass the fired-my-ass-for-negligence?
Lois Griffin: Peter, are you feeling okay?
Peter Griffin: I feel great! I haven't got a job in the world!
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