Stewie Griffin: Cut my eggs!
Waiter: [does so] Your eggs are cut, sir.
Stewie Griffin: Cut my milk!
Waiter: I can't sir! It's liquid!
Stewie Griffin: IMBECILE! Freeze it, then cut it! Question me again, I'll put you on diaper detail, and I promise I won't make it easy for you!

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