Meg Griffin: Being a single mother is hard, but the real challenge is having a baby that's addicted to crack. Right, Stewie?
Stewie Griffin: What's that? Yes. I love crack. I'm absolutely coo-coo for crack!
Meg Griffin: This is the first time he's eaten something other than dog food in three weeks.

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