Stewie Griffin: When do I get to meet her? [Jillian]
Brian Griffin: No, no. No way.
Stewie Griffin: Oh, I see, I get it-- she's hideous.
Brian Griffin: She is not hideous.
Stewie Griffin: Oh, well, let me ask you someting: Does she have an alibi?
Brian Griffin: For what? Why would she need an alibi?
Stewie Griffin: So, you're saying she does not have an alibi?
Brian Griffin: Well, no.
Stewie Griffin: Okay, so, we've established [starts singing] she ain't got no alibi, she UGLY! She UGLY! [starts dancing] U-G-L-Y, she ain't got no alibi, she UGLY!
Brian Griffin: Screw off! [leaves]
Stewie Griffin: [continues singing and dancing] M- she's major ugly, O- she's fat and pugly, O- my God, no, the cow says, "moo"!
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