Brian Griffin: So what happened?
Stewie Griffin: Well, you wanna know what I learned this week? Being a grown-up sucks. Woman, Brian- what a royal pain in the ass. It's like, it's like, why can't you just hang out with guys, you know? Just live with someone of your own sex, just do what you would do with women, but with your buddy, you know wha..why don't guys just do that?
Brian Griffin: They do, it's called being gay.
Stewie Griffin: Oh, that's what gay is? Oh yeah, I could totally get into that.

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