Brian Griffin: Oh, I'm sure you'll find someone to go with you.
Meg Griffin [crying]: No, I won't! I'm so fat and gross!
Brian Griffin: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...
Meg Griffin: I should just kill myself!
Brian Griffin: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...that's...c'mon...
Meg Griffin: I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna kill myself, 'cause no one will go with me! [run into the kitchen]
Brian Griffin: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww... [Meg starts sifting through a drawer full of knives] Meg? Stop it. C'mon. [she finally pulls out a big knife] Alright, alright Meg, look...what if I...what if I drove you and walked in with you or whatever--
Meg Griffin: [gasps with excitement] Brian, will you go with me?!
Brian Griffin: Are you gonna kill yourself if I don't?
Meg Griffin [in an obvious tone]: Yeah!
Brian Griffin [laughs nervously] Well, then my hands are pretty much tied!
Meg Griffin: [hugs Brian] Oh, Brian, thank you, thank you, thank you! Ohh! I have to buy a new dress. All the ones I have make me look fat.
Brian Griffin: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...

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