Stewie Griffin: Oh, I know it hurts now, Brian, but look at the bright side - you have some new material for that novel you've been writing. [the pitch of his voice becomes increasingly higher] You know, the novel you've been working on? You know, the one you've been working on for three years? You know, the novel? Got something new to write about now, y'know. Maybe your main character gets into a relationship, then suffers a little heartbreak; something like what you've just been through? Draw from real-life experience? L-little heartbreak, y'know, work it into the story? Make those characters a little more three-dimensional? Make it a richer experience for the reader? Make those second hundred pages keep the reader guessing what's going to happen? Some twists and turns? Little epilogue? Everybody learns the hero's journey isn't always a happy one? [the pitch of his voice returns to normal] Ah, I look forward to reading it.
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