[Playing with his Sesame Street phone]
Stewie Griffin: Put me through to the Pentagon!
Phone: Do you know what sound a cow makes?
Stewie Griffin: Don't toy with me, Ernie! I've already dispatched with Mr. Hooper, I've got six armed men stationed outside Big Bird's nest, and as for Linda... well it's rather difficult for a deaf woman to hear an assassin approach, now isn't it?
Phone: Can you count to three?
Stewie Griffin: Ho-ho, indeed I can! [He pulls out a gun and shoots the phone with each number] ONE! TWO! THREE! Can I count to three? For God's sake, I'm already shooting at a fifth-grade level.