Boy: You hit my mom!
Peter Griffin: No, I hit your dad.
Bystander: Stand back, give her some air.
Peter Griffin: You mean give him some air.
Woman: Call an ambulance! She's going into labor!
Peter Griffin: You mean he's going into labor.
[baby crying]
Peter Griffin: Whoops.

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